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Dreyfus: Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is just a water pistol.

Clouseau: This is a very serious matter, and everyone is this reum is under the suspicions.

Cook: Reum?

Clouseau: What was that?

Cook: You said 'reum'?

Clouseau: Yes, I know that!

Dreyfus: Now this is my plan. Step number one: I will recruit the world's greatest criminal mind. Step number two: I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful, that by comparison La Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys' Choir!

Clouseau: You're the cook?

Mr. Shork: No, I'm the gardener!

Clouseau: Ah, now we're getting somewhere!

Clouseau: Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: Nice doggie.

[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?

Clouseau: The exploding kind.

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!

Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?

Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!

Clouseau: Not anymore.

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