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Johnny English (2003) - 8 quotes

Directed by Peter Howitt, starring Ben Miller, John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia, Rowan Atkinson (add more)

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Bough: Shall we call for back-up sir?

Johnny English: What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby make our arrest for us? I don't think so.

Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?

Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?

Johnny English: Well, let's find out, shall we?

Bough: Are you all right, sir?

Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something quite soft.

Bough: That was me, sir.

Johnny English: Ah. Good.

Johnny English: Look pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo.

Johnny English: A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.

Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?

Johnny English: I'm going to sit in the flat.

Johnny English: All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom.

Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Pascal Sauvage.

Johnny English: Oh! Thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jacked up Frenchman. In my opinion, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.

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