Quotes

[Randal reads a newspaper while a customer studies two rental choices.]

Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.

[Randal continues reading, not even ackowledging her]

Customer: Are either of these any good?

[Randal continues to read.]

Customer: Sir!

Randal: What?

Customer: Are either of these any good?

Randal: I don't watch movies.

Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?

Randal: No.

Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies]

Customer: Well, how about these two movies?

[Randal still never looks up.]

Randal: They suck!

Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.

Randal: No, I wasn't.

Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal: I hope it feels good.

Customer: You hope what feels good?

Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...

Randal: You'll be missed.

Customer: Screw you!

[The customer storms out. Randal runs out into the street.]

Randal: Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: Yeah!

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Mistakes

When Randall is imitating a shark with the chip in the salsa container, you can see tape over the name of the salsa brand. See more...

Trivia

Kevin Smith isn't listed in the opening credits as one of the actors. See more...

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