Men in Black II
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Jay: If you decide you wanna know who you really are, come take a ride with me. If not, people are waiting for their TV guides.

Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.

Laura: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent Jay: That's how I fight.

Agent Jay: Could I have your attention, please? [Neuralyzes the crowd.] Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers!"Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Black man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like... [Neuralyzes the crowd again.] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.

Agent Jay: Jarra, you're under arrest for being that ugly and making that many copies.

Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The keeper of the light! All hail K! All hail K! Oh K can you see by the dawn's early light.

Newton: Yes, gentlemen before I play the tape, one question, what's up with anal probing? I mean, aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our...
Agent J: Boy. Move!

Agent Jay: Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?
Frank the Pug: Easy pal... That's canine profiling, and I resent it.

Jeebs: Smoke 'em if you got them.

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Continuity mistake: When Frank the dog is growling at the agent in the park his teeth are fine but later talking to Zed he is told he can have better dental. He smiles and his teeth are horrible. (00:23:50 - 00:31:10)

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Question: I don't get the joke where K pokes his finger inside the alien globe and the little alien guys running away from it screaming, "All is lost." Can anyone tell me the meaning?

Answer: The tiny globe is an entire alien world. His small investigative action threatens to destroy them all.

Phoenix

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