Bobby Brady: Excuse me Mr Dittmeyer, but the height of your hedge is blocking your view of oncoming traffic and as a junior safety inspector I felt it was my duty to point out this hazard to you.

Larry Dittmeyer: Well you see, Billy...

Bobby Brady: Bobby.

Larry Dittmeyer: Like it matters. I grew my hedge tall for a reason... So I wouldn't have to see your family. Thank you for your concern.

Missy Dittmeyer: Daddy! There's a Brady in our yard!

Larry Dittmeyer: You know Cindy, this lisp thing is really getting old.

[Looking at Marcia walk away.]

Doug Simpson: God, she drives me crazy.

Eric Dittmeyer: I live next door to her and she's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert.