Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?

Col. Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...

Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

President Benson: Cookie?

Col. Walters: No, thank you, sir.

President Benson: Young lady?

Michelle Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.

President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen]

President Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Yet here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.