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Blazing Saddles (1974) - 9 quotes
Directed by Mel Brooks, starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Slim Pickens (add more)
[To two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart.]
Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at?
Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.
Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours, nigger.
Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: [eagerly] When?
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
Lili Von Shtupp: Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?
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