Kuzco: Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Yzma: ...And he'll be dead before dessert.

Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...ahahahaha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Cronk's 'Shoulder-Devil': Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm going to lead you down the path that ROCKS!

[The palace guards have been turned into animals by the potions.]

Yzma: Get them!

Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?