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The Big Lebowski (1998) - 38 quotes

Directed by Joel Coen, starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, John Turturro, Julianne Moore, Peter Stormare, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steve Buscemi, Tara Reid (add more)

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery

Jackie Treehorn: Refill?

The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

The Dude: On you maybe.

The Dude: I only said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain!

Walter Sobchak: That's right, Dude. 100% certain.

The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

The Dude: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

The Dude: At least I'm housebroken.

The Dude: This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy!

Donny: His name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!

The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: 'Scuse me?

Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

The Dude: I was talking about my rug.

Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?

The Dude: You mean coitus?

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

The Dude: Oh yeah?

Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

The Dude: Johnson?

Jackie Treehorn: Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.

The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

Walter Sobchak: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?

Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.

Blond Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.

The Dude: My... my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Walter Sobchak: Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.

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