Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?

Verbal Kint: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him". Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me... is Keyser Soze.

Verbal Kint: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee. Right off the trees, I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station.

Verbal Kint: People say I talk too much.

Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.

Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.

Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein?