Weezer: I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!

Truvy: Sammy is so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

Truvy: I'm surprised at you Clairee, speaking about your kin that way.

Clairee: Well you know what they say, if you can't find something good to say about anyone, come and sit by me.

Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.

Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.

Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.