[It's night time and raining. Tom, Dan and Jerry are naked except for underwear. Dan and Jerry are sheltering under a rock overhang.]
Jerry: Tom man, get under here. You're gonna die of pneumonia.
Dan: No, but we will die of hypothermia. Look, our only chance is to huddle together. We gotta huddle our bodies together for warmth.
Jerry: I, for one, choose death.
Tom: Interesting. One minute you mock my sweaty ball sack, and now you wanna cuddle with it. You know the whole cuddle up thing is the oldest trick in the book. I've used it. It's just for getting a girl naked.
Jerry: Worked though. Every time.
[They gradually creep closer together and lie down all huddled up.]
Tom: This never leaves the cave.
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|Title||Without a Paddle|
|Original entry||On the DVD, normal version, go to the special features menu, then additional scenes, with a picture of Dax Shephard. Highlight "Jerry's Office" and press right on the DVD remote and a skull and crossbones appears on Dax's chest. Press enter and you will be taken to an alternate version of the cabin scene with Burt Reynolds.|