Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Doctor: [revealing comic he was reading] Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now...
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
When Chris says "Cool, I get to be black and Irish, he is holding three books, the top one being green. A few moments later, the top book is brown, even though Chris had no time to change the books. See more...
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|Original entry||Season 7, episode 7, "Ocean's Three and a Half." As Joe is waiting on Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland at the bar, take notice that he is holding a tray with two bottles of beer on it. One bottle is sitting behind the other in the close up shot of Joe. However when the shot pans out, you see that the bottles are side by side.|