Rufus T. Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Carl Denham: Kong! The eighth wonder of the world!
Dr. Cranley: I think we must tell the police that Griffin's disappeared... but only that he's disappeared.
Charlie, the Chinese Cook: I guess next time you leave big monkey alone, huh?
Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think.
Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world.
Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.
Florence: All right, then you can go to some nice, warm place, and I don't mean California.
Ann Lowell: Hiccups Excuse me. It's the tight shoes.