Best movie quotes of 1930

Amy Jolly: I seem to have the unhappy faculty of causing trouble... wherever I go.

Tjaden: Me and the Kaiser, we are both fighting. The only difference is the Kaiser isn't here.

Ravelli: Well, look. All you gotta do is open the door, step outside and there you are.
Capt. Spaulding: There you are? There you are, where?
Ravelli: Outside.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, suppose you want to get back in again?
Ravelli: You had no right to go out.

Census Taker: Don't criticize this marriage law. It, like the Volstead Act, is a noble experiment.

Jackie: Let me see that sword again. Isn't it a pip! Oh, boy.

Stan Sr.: Remember the old adage: You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Bill: Well, you trust me, don'tcha?
Min: Sure, I trust you. You are too dumb to be anything but honest.
Bill: That's the same way I feel about you Min, too.

Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.

Oliver: Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?
Stanley: Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?
Oliver: Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?
Stanley: No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
Oliver: Was he building a house?
Stanley: No, they were hanging him.